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Your weight is a stock.
Short it.

Short Yourself turns every weigh-in into a price on your own ticker. Your goal: make your chart look like a stock every analyst is screaming to sell.

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$YOU You, Inc. · NASDAQ: SCALE

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STRONG SELL

Open

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52w Low

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Red days

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Target

180.0

How the trade works

You're the company, the analyst and the short seller. The only way to profit is to watch your share price fall.

01 · IPO

Pick a symbol, enter your starting weight and set a target price. That's your IPO.

02 · TRADE

Each weigh-in becomes a daily candle. Moving averages smooth out the water-weight noise so you see the real trend.

03 · PROFIT

Rack up red days, break support levels and hit new 52-week lows. Your short position grows as the price drops.

Everything you know about reading a stock chart, flipped upside down.

Price went up. The bulls had a good day. Shake it off, it's one candle, not a trend.

Price went down. Your short is in the money. String enough together and you're in a bear market.

Market terms, mapped to your progress.

▼ Breaking support: Dropping below a weight you've plateaued at for weeks.
▼ New 52-week low: Your lowest weigh-in of the year. Champagne for the shorts.
▼ Death cross: Your 7-day average crosses below your 30-day average. In this game, that's a great sign.
▼ Short squeeze: A holiday-weekend rally. Expect a few; the trend is what counts.
▼ Dead cat bounce: A one-day bump after a big drop. Usually just water weight.
▼ Covering your short: Hitting your target price and switching to maintenance mode.

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